February 2012
January 2012
Why the fuck do these people start laundry at 7am.
I always wondered why I look better in front of... →
Actually it’s because you are more used to seeing your face in the mirror (reflected). As all faces are slightly asymmetrical it looks different when you see yourself in a photo because your face is unreflected.
Other people always see your face as you see it in photos, so they’re used to it looking that way. This explains why your friends think you look better in photos than you think you...
December 2011
Big Bang Theory
[group seated in Leonard and Sheldon's apartment, with Penny sitting in Sheldon's seat]
*Audience is bracing themselves*
[Sheldon comes out to greet them.]
*Audience draws in huge breaths, preparing to expel the gas in a violent release of pure ecstasy*
Sheldon: Excuse me Penny, you are sitting in my spot.
*Audience erupts into fits of laughter previously unknown to mankind. The oxygen levels within the studio become exhausted from the monumental bouts of laughter and the audience, still laughing, clammer out into the streets and begin rioting. Rioting is spread across L.A until the episode is aired, four days later martial law is declared within the United States.*
sexymachine:
kels0:
FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS.
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y life?
September 2011
lolhi.
April 2011
lokmachau asked: aww nooo, don't!
nonsensicalpoop:
pahpahpeacock:
nonsensicalpoop:
pahpahpeacock:
nonsensicalpoop:
pahpahpeacock replied to your post: period, cramps, horny.
I know, gurl, I know.
it’s gotten worse this past year and a half tho ;~;
Awww, mine aren’t too bad. D; Eat some bananas?
don’t have any
Damn… I’d give you a tummy rub if I wuz there. D;
;~;
i misses you
I miss you too. I think about...
nonsensicalpoop:
pahpahpeacock:
nonsensicalpoop:
pahpahpeacock replied to your post: period, cramps, horny.
I know, gurl, I know.
it’s gotten worse this past year and a half tho ;~;
Awww, mine aren’t too bad. D; Eat some bananas?
don’t have any
Damn… I’d give you a tummy rub if I wuz there. D;
nonsensicalpoop:
pahpahpeacock replied to your post: period, cramps, horny.
I know, gurl, I know.
it’s gotten worse this past year and a half tho ;~;
Awww, mine aren’t too bad. D; Eat some bananas?
i keep on getting shitty songs stuck in my head
That awkward moment when you don't know how to...
naomiisbored:
When people are arguing and try to pull me into...
Nigga I’m just here for some entertainment.
